Two men go hiking.
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
Two men are out hiking when the first one stops and asks: "Did you see that?".
"No," the second man replies.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first exclaims.
A few minutes later the first man stops again and asks: "Did you see that?".
"See what?" the second man replies.
"Are you blind? There was a big black bear walking on that hill over there?" he points out.
A couple more minutes pass when the first man stops for the third time. "Did you see that?" he asks again.
By now the second man is getting aggravated so he says: "Yes I did!".
"Then why did you step in it?" the first replies.