jokes and motivation
Wednesday, August 29, 2018
This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam:
The focus for the Aspire & Inspire Buddy Support Group this month was all about self esteem and keeping motivation. How do you keep yourself motivated. I keep myself motivate by making little goals for myself . For example my exercise goals what is at 445 days is kept by just thinking of it as a numbers of little days that age up to a big number. What do you do when you lose your motivation? I do a few things when I lose my motivation. Depending on what I loss motivation in I just do it and most of the time my motivation come back. One things I do is try to remember the reason I start doing it in the first place. Another thing I do is usually as a
friend doing my goal with me. That way I have a accountability partner
to get and give motivation too.
Male or Female
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and explain their reason.
The best submissions:
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE: Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
MAGIC 8 BALL: Male, because it gives monosyllabic answers that usually
indicate it did not pay attention to your question.
WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.