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-The Case of the Bathroom Scale vs. The People-

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Tuesday, August 21, 2018



In the World of Spark-people, could there be anything more frustrating than the bathroom scale? Countless complaints are registered and now it is time the SCALE stand trial for it's unwillingness to tell the truth! That is, the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth!!



Your honor, if it please the court, we wish to show admissible evidence of the
scale lying and giving partial information to Mizz-Denise, the plaintiff, (who represents
the people).

The plaintiff states the scale failed to report the whole truth, informing my client, she had GAINED FIVE POUNDS!! … The accused, Mr. Scale failed to say: Was it five pounds of fat, fluid, or MUSCLE? Arguably, Your Honor, we wish to argue that after taking Mizz-Denise's measurements, before and after, let the evidence show she LOST 3" overall and her clothes are fitting looser! She also swears she got two compliments and one whistle before entering the courtroom today. emoticon



Your Honor, we have admissible evidence to prove the scale is a Liar! Furthermore, we believe the scale gets pleasure out of inflicting undue pain and suffering in an attempt to disparage innocent civilians to give up and throw in the towel !



Your Honor, we asked the Jurors to step out to deliberate and we have reached a Verdict!!

But before we conclude this trial, we wish to submit ONE final word issued from a qualified Spark Coach from Sparkpeople.com from August 14th of this year:

SPARK COACH --(capitalized for clarity)

"TODAY, IMAGINE THAT YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE SCALES DO NOT EXIST. HOW WOULD YOU MEASURE YOUR SUCCESS? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU WERE HEALTHY AND FIT?"

And now for the verdict in the case of Bathroom-Scales VS. The People



In conclusion, perhaps we can put the scale to rest as being 'all knowing' since today
sufficient proof was provided, proving the Scale to be charged GUILTY! … Remember,
it is a piece of metal that is 'one tool''; it is fickle and can change from day to day.
Hang in there if it has caused frustration. Things have a way of changing as we do not
relent!

Thanks for stopping by friends and let me know if you think justice was served. emoticon
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