This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: Why do I like
the aspire and inspire monthly Challenge?
1. since you writing to your teammate every day you are creating friendship
2. the Challenges are easy enough to do
3. you have a reason to blog I love blogging but don't always have a reason
4. every month we have a different focus
5. you get to pick your own goal
If you want to join here the link
jokes i hope
Paul and his best friend were coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed his friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
Paul's friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Jimmy and Watson are camping in the desert; they set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Jimmy wakes his friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies ,"I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Jimmy.
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,?"
Jimmy is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said 'You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!'
The first man said, 'I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you!
Let's Play Schools
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools".
"Okay!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
have a great day my pal