A night at an expensive hotel.
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
A not-so-rich couple decide to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night.
The manager immediately recognises they aren't wealthy, but can't throw them out so instead he decides to be clever.
In the morning the couple go to settle to the bill and are surprised to hear they owe $3,000. "How's this? We've only been here one night!" the man says
"So?" replies the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all of this is very expensive to keep up."
"But we didn't use any of these!" explains the couple.
"If you didn't use them, that's your problem!" the manager replies
"In that case, you owe me $2,000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5,000 a night, so please settle your bill," says the man.
"What do you mean?" the manager says surprised."I didn't sleep with your wife!"
"If you didn't use that's your problem!" the man replies.