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The Magician and the parrot.

Friday, June 01, 2018

A magician worked on a cruise ship emoticon .

The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks again and again.

But the captain's parrot emoticon saw every show and learned how the magician did each trick.

So he started shouting during the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything about it. After all, it was the captain's emoticon

Then the ship emoticon sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the emoticon

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for three days.

Finally, on the fourth day the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up
Where's the blo*dy ship?"
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