Call Sea World, I found their lost orca
Monday, May 28, 2018
Accommodating health issues, for the BL summer challenge I decided on using the gym's pool. So this weekend I went shopping for a bathing suit; black of course because black makes everyone look slimmer, right? I didn't look in mirror putting it on figuring it was akin to not watching sausage being made, on several levels.
The first thing that popped into my head when I looked into the mirror was to call Sea World, they must have lost Shamu and I found her. There is nothing like pasty white skin with a gardener's tan that really pops when contrasted with a shinny black one piece.
I am orca-esque and have bathing suit trauma. I think I still have my balaclava from living in Santa Fe. It might be the only way I wear a swimsuit in public. Gaaahhhh