Just missed it!
Friday, May 25, 2018
A group of tourists arrived at Runnymede. Gathering around the tour guide, they listened intently as he said, "This is the exact spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta. How amazing!"
One of the members of the group yelled from the back, "When did that happen?"
The guide, who knew his stuff, quickly answered, "1215."
The tourist looked at his watch and frowned. "Damn!," he said. "We missed it by half an hour!"