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The Morning After.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

The morning after their wedding a couple finally woke up at the first rays of light.

The wife was so impressed with her husband’s performance the previous night that she asked him a question

“Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many others were there before me?” she says.

Her husband looks at her with a blank expression.

A whole minute passes by as he looks at her the same way.

“Come on, I know there must have been at least a few. I’m waiting,” she says annoyed.

Her husband replies, “Hang on sweetheart, I’m still counting.”

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