A spell in chokey
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Short rations and hard labour. Well OK not exactly 'short rations' - I have no intention of starving myself. But for a few days I'm eating low carb and low [ish] fat. Focusing on protein. For lunch I had two 'dippy eggs' along with a bit of a baguette. Nice but tbh baguette isn't the easiest thing to dip in a soft boiled egg. It's what I had available though. Dinner - some canned tuna with salad. Home made so spiced up with some fresh chile's. I am SUCH a chilli freak!
As to the 'hard labour', I'm really going for it with regards sorting the house out. Whatever happens on Monday, I will need to sell this place so I may as well get it as ready as possible. Obviously selling will mean moving. Might as well make it easier by getting rid of as much 'stuff' as possible. I really don't want to cart it with me only to have to sort out once I land up in - well wherever I land up!
In addition, TizBod needs to just darn well move. And TizMind frankly needs to stfu for a while and let TizBod simply get on with it. Believe you me, TizMind can find a reason to do, or conversely not do, pretty much anything.
I really should set up a business called 'ExcusesRus'. Imagine, you 'phone me up and for a small sum, I give you the perfect reason to supply to your boss as to why you missed a deadline. Or for your MIL as to why you can't make her next soiree. Why can't you bake a squillion cakes for the next school fair? Ring 'ExcusesRus' and within minutes I'll give you the ultimate explanation. No problem too small or too big. No 'excuse' - no fee.