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A man was waving a newspaper around his head

Friday, April 27, 2018

A woman came home to find her husband waving a rolled up newspaper around his head.

“What are you doing dear?” his wife asked.

“Swatting flies — I got three males and two females,” he said while watching the flies carefully.

Puzzled, the wife said, “How on earth do you know which gender they were?”

With a smile, he said, “Easy, three were on the beer and the other two were on the phone.”
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