A man was waving a newspaper around his head
Friday, April 27, 2018
A woman came home to find her husband waving a rolled up newspaper around his head.
“What are you doing dear?” his wife asked.
“Swatting flies — I got three males and two females,” he said while watching the flies carefully.
Puzzled, the wife said, “How on earth do you know which gender they were?”
With a smile, he said, “Easy, three were on the beer and the other two were on the phone.”