jokes and april holidays
Friday, April 20, 2018
By official proclamation of our nation’s governors, April 17 has been designated as “Ellis Island Family History Day.” Under the auspices of The Statue of Liberty-Ellis Island Foundation, Inc. and the National Genealogical Society, the day has been set aside annually to recognize the achievements and contributions made to America by Ellis Island immigrants and their descendants. This holiday mean something to me because my grandpa my dad pa came through Elis Island. In fact he wanted to travel on the Titanic
but fortunately didn't have the money.
National Prescription Drug Take-Back Day will be Saturday, April 28, 2018 from 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. National Take-Back Day is a safe, convenient, and responsible way to dispose of unused or expired prescription drugs.
I thought this was a important day to mention.
Each year, on the "last Saturday of April," in 100s of cities in over 80 nations, spanning 6 continents... World Tai Chi & Qigong Day events have been held around the planet all on the same day. this year it on Apr 28.
I do tai chi and qigong when I want to loosen my body.
April 19 was my mom 92 birthday. We took her to the pool and out to supper. I think she have a good birthday,
Funny Diet Tips and Jokes
Refrigerator Magnets We Love
If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
I'm out of chocolate and I have a gun.
Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow they may cancel your Visa.
Everyone who diets gains in the end.
I am not fat, I am calorically gifted.
Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first.
You are overweight if you are living beyond your seams.
Diet and exercise to fight hazardous waists.
The Joy of Not Cooking
Exercise, eat right and die anyway.
Never go back for seconds... Get it all the first time.
Set your scales back five pounds.
Never accept a candygram
Don't date Sara Lee.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
Never start a diet cold turkey...(maybe cold roast beef, co
Try to cut back. Leave the cherry off your ice cream sundae.
Hang around people fatter than you. Burp.... Oops, pardon me!
Guttony Loves Company !!
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
I'm thinking skinny right now and hope you are, too.
thank FOR Reading my blog
I wish you a very, very happy day
I hope life brings you much success.