jokes and Volunteer Recognition Day
Saturday, April 14, 2018
This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam:
April 20th is Volunteer Recognition Day. Volunteer Recognition Day honors the legions of volunteers who dedicate themselves to causes and helping others, making big and small differences in people’s lives.
In what ways have you volunteered your time and effort over the years?
Before mom got old I volunteer . I used to help run a booth at the church festival. I help feed poor people at a catholic food center. I pack food to
give to the poor .for the holidays Also we deliver some of the food to the poor,.Are there ways you look forward to volunteering in the future? yes, when I am no longer taking care of mom I hope to pick up all my old volunteering.
Know Your wife Quote
“It is said that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know who his wife is until he marries her. This is also true in Europe, and in Asia, and in America, and in Brooklyn…”
– Author Unknown
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned
to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those
hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
The older sister rebuked the younger when putting her to bed for being cross and ill tempered throughout the day.
After she had been neatly tucked in, the little one asked:
"How come it's temper when it's me, an' nerves when it's you?"
The sweet little girl had a violent tussle with her sister. Her mother reprimanded her, and concluded by saying:
"It was Satan who suggested to you the pulling of Jenny's hair."
"I shouldn't be surprised," the child replied musingly. "But," she added proudly, "kicking her in the shins was entirely my own idea."
Flora: "I think that Maud has been awfully mean to you. If I were you I'd get even with her."
Dora: "Getting even with her won't satisfy me. I'm going to get uneven with her."
Mother: "Hush! You two children are always quarrelling. Why can't you agree once in a while?"
Georgia: "We do agree, mamma. Edith wants the largest apple and so do I."i