jokes and Easter
Friday, March 30, 2018
This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam:
This Sunday is Easter! Write about what this holiday means to you.
I love Easter you get to see family without having to buy gifts. I also
love the religious significant.
What Easter memories do you have?
I remember when I was younger we would have Easter with
all the relative at my Aunt. What are some Easter traditions in your family?
Saturday we get our Easter basket bless with all the Slovak Easter foods
like Easter cheese , color eggs and nut rolls. Well beside going to Mass on Sunday we run a Easter egg hunt. Actually two hunt one for the little kids and one for the older one. We also play games all night. What are your plans this year? Basically I am going to my sis eating lunch and playing games. Also I am sure I will find some time to play with my great niece Natalie
and my great nephew William. Also I will find time to hold Elijah who
was shaken by his father who in jail. He 7 month now and can't roll over.
Elijah is Natalie younger brother.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
'I'm not sure who he is, but I've heard he's got his hand in a lot of things.'- Kermit The Frog, about Jim Henson.
'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
• Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.
• Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
• Men are like....Beer.
The first sip is always bitter.
No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough.
• Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
• Men are like....Buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny.
• Men are like....Computers.
And a smart woman keeps a backup.
• Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
• Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
• Men are like.....Fires.
They go out if unattended!