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jokes and strength training

Thursday, March 15, 2018

This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: This month’s theme is strength training. How important is strength training to you in your fitness routine? How often do you do strength training exercises? Share some of your favorites.
I am trying to put a priority on strength training in my workout. I am trying to do strength training twice a week, I like any strength training that use dumbbells.

Spring Break Humor

Spring break—that’s when kids work on their tans and teachers work on their sanity.
Spring break—that’s when kids go wild someplace other than school.
Spring break is when the only thing kids study is each other.
The college kids call it spring "break." Their parents, however, call it spring "broke."
Spring break is when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run.

Spring break—that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida and relax.
Thousands of college kids head south to vacation on a shoestring. Or at least that's what they wear on the beach.
Spring break is that annual ritual when college kids flock to the beach, get drunk, and try to swim upstream.
Spring break is when the nation's college kids demonstrate to the world how much they've learned.
Spring break is when the nation's breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly.

Spring Fever
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!

Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!

Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Spring who?
I might spring over your house one day!

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