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jokes and Feb review and March goals

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Feb.. Goals:

1 Eat less CRAP -
C-CARBONATED DRINKS - did good on this
R-REFINED SUGAR - did good on this
A- ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS & COLOR - working on this
P- PROCESSED FOODS - working on this

2 EAT MORE FOOD:
F- FRUITS & VEGGIES -try to eat 3 different freggie a day working on this
O- ORGANIC LEAN PROTEIND- need to work on this
0-O- OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDIS- working on this
D-DRINK WATER - working on this
3. focus on my ASPIRE & INSPIRE team - did good on this
4. focus on my SPICY SPARKOLOGISTS blc36 team working on this
5. focus on my 5% team - did good on this
6. A commitment to keep my 10+ fitness minutes streak going -on my 275 day
7 lose weight I now weight 167.0 a loss
8. strength training 2x a week and one day of flexibility still working up to this
March Goals:

1 Eat less CRAP -
C-CARBONATED DRINKS -
R-REFINED SUGAR -
A- ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS & COLOR -
P- PROCESSED FOODS -

2 EAT MORE FOOD:
F- FRUITS & VEGGIES -try to eat 3 different freggie a day
O- ORGANIC LEAN PROTEIND-
0-O- OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDIS-
D-DRINK WATER -
3. focus on my ASPIRE & INSPIRE team -
4. focus on my SPICY SPARKOLOGISTS blc36 team
5. A commitment to keep my 10+ fitness minutes streak going -on my 243 day
6. lose weight I now weight 167.0
7. strength training 2x a week and one day of flexibility
jokes

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

War Dims Hope for Peace
You can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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  • MAIZIEPAIGE
    You did an amazing job with your goals in February, and have been doing well so far in March. Keep up that exercise streak. That's oure dedication. I love the jokes that you post.
    134 days ago
  • BARBIE176
    Good job on all of your February achievements. Your March goals are awesome. emoticon I enjoyed your jokes, especially the one about shooting himself first. emoticon
    134 days ago
  • CATLOVER110
    Good luck with your March goals! emoticon emoticon
    134 days ago
  • AMYBELLES
    Great job on all your successes from last month! Your 10 minute exercise streak is outstanding! emoticon Focusing on ST for the BSG should help you find even more success for March! emoticon
    Proofreading jokes were funny! I have to admit I don’t proofread as well as I should!
    134 days ago
  • JAYNE3013
    Funny things papers post they really need a good proofreader..I do too most of the time. You have some good goals. My doctor has asked us not to drink any cokes or any artificial sweetenten things unless it is stevia. I am getting used to it.
    134 days ago
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