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Monday, January 29, 2018

This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: January is International Creativity Month. How do you like to be creative? What creativity do you admire in others?
I am not a very creative person. But I did once when I was a kid win a prize for one of my creative story. But I haven't written for years my grammar is too bad.
I admire my nephew who can sing, I admire my sister who is very crafty .
I did do needlepoint when I was in girl scout. I have make a quilt with
the help of my teacher in the Saturday class we have for people in
our community. So I guess I am a little creative.

Jokes
Top Oxymorons
1. Legally drunk
2. Exact estimate
3. Act naturally
4. Found missing
5. Resident alien
6. Genuine imitation
7. Airline Food
8. Good grief
9. 5. Sanitary landfill
10. Alone together
11. Small crowd
12. Business ethics
13. Soft rock
14. Sweet sorrow
16. Passive aggression
17. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
19. Extinct Life
20. Plastic glasses

Signs and notices
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Sign in a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

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  • WONDERGALE
    Thanks for sharing! emoticon
    168 days ago
  • INGMARIE
    I think we all have a streak of creativity, but maybe we lost some of it while growing up?
    children has lots of creativity ,but it needs nurturing.
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    170 days ago
  • AMYBELLES
    I think kids are so much more creative than adults. We are born with an active imagination and then reality sets in (or something!) Maybe we need to relax and play more. I think your sense of humor in sharing jokes all the time is an indicator of creativity. You are more creative than you realize - it may be in a different form than the arts-it can be ideas. I always wanted to be a children’s author. I know it’s not too late to do or be anything you want in life. Let’s unleash our creativity! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    170 days ago
  • MAIZIEPAIGE
    You've done quite a few things that show you are creative. If you were to write a book now, what would it be about? I think you could put one together with all the jokes, etc. that you share with us. I enjoy reading what you post. Thanks for taking all thr time to do it for us.
    170 days ago
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