jokes and creativity
Monday, January 29, 2018
This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: January is International Creativity Month. How do you like to be creative? What creativity do you admire in others?
I am not a very creative person. But I did once when I was a kid win a prize for one of my creative story. But I haven't written for years my grammar is too bad.
I admire my nephew who can sing, I admire my sister who is very crafty .
I did do needlepoint when I was in girl scout. I have make a quilt with
the help of my teacher in the Saturday class we have for people in
our community. So I guess I am a little creative.
1. Legally drunk
2. Exact estimate
3. Act naturally
4. Found missing
5. Resident alien
6. Genuine imitation
7. Airline Food
8. Good grief
9. 5. Sanitary landfill
10. Alone together
11. Small crowd
12. Business ethics
13. Soft rock
14. Sweet sorrow
16. Passive aggression
17. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
19. Extinct Life
20. Plastic glasses
Signs and notices
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.
Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT
Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Sign in a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.