jokes and National Get Organized Month.
Monday, January 15, 2018
This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: January is National Get Organized Month. Are you naturally organized? no If you are, what organizational tips do you have? none If you aren’t, would you like to get better organized in any areas? yes my bedroom
I look up tips to organize your bedroom
1. make your bed
2. time for the purge - get rid of all those things that aren’t needed, aren’t loved, or aren’t usable.
3. Take Advantage of the Space Under Your Bed
4. Conquer the Closet
5. Bedside Storage- get a nightstand with drawer
6/.Add a Trunk
I hope these tips help get me get my bedroom clean,
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious Health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, Huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the
way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs.as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
Pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years". The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing here wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
His idea of exercise is to sit in the tub, pull the plug, and fight the current.
I've been working out every day this week. My TV remote is broken, and getting up out of the chair 50 times a night is really tough.
The first machine the health club put me on was the respirator.
I enjoy long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
Exercise must be good for you. My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life.
My wife was forced to quit her aerobics class because she broke a toe. Unfortunately, it wasn't hers.