What happened in Ballarat?
Monday, January 15, 2018
Here is a story about a man nicknamed Animal McBride.
Animal was a giant of a man, weighing 140kg/ 308 lbs, with a big, bushy beard and was well known, having worked all around Australia.
This particular day, he was in a hotel having a beer with his mates.
When he finished his beer, he proceeded to go to his car but found that it had been stolen.
Animal went back into the bar, hoisted his huge frame on to the pool table and bellowed: "QUIET! If my car's not back in 15 minutes, the same thing that happened in Ballarat will happen here today."
The pub was full of whispers, mobile/cell phones were ringing when suddenly his car appeared back out the front and two young fellas got out and ran like billy-o.
Animal left to go to his car again when someone called out, "Animal, what happened in Ballarat?"
Animal turned around, put his hands on his hips and replied: "We had to blo*dy well walk home."