jokes AND CAroling
Sunday, December 24, 2017
For the Aspire & Inspire team we were asked to blog about Caroling. December 20 was Go Caroling Day. Have you ever gone caroling or sung in a Christmas concert? yes, when I was young we went caroling with my sis, twin brother, and one of my cousin, Did you enjoy it? it was fun What are some of your favorite Christmas carols? Silent night, Rudolph the red nose reindeer, Joy to the World, The First Noel, We Wish you A Merry Christmas, O Come, All Ye Faithful, Jingle Bells, Frosty the snowman, and Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.
We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.
One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.
"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."
All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
Wearing white is always appropriate.
Winter is the best of the four seasons.
It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.
We're all made up of mostly water.
You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.
It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
Always put your best foot forward.