OHANAMAMA LOL! So true! The squirrels have been abundant in our area lately and we have always called the "flat" ones the Indecisive Squirrel. Luckily, I've not flattened any yet, but there have been several who were nearly road kill.
Even the bible says, ""How long will you hesitate between two opinions?..." of course this was Elijah telling the people they can't serve both God and Baal. But the act of making decisions, right or wrong, rings true.