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Blog Challenge (Week 14) I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a . . .

Monday, November 13, 2017

Running a day late with this. While it was fun to do, it was also harder than I expected.

Topic for this week was "I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly".

For those of you not familiar: www.youtube.com/watch?v=
qC_xO2aN_IA


Here's my version:

I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Fries

I know an old lady who swallowed some fries.
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed some wine.
That gurgled and burbled and warmed up inside her.
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries.
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed some chips.
Opened her lips and swallowed some chips.
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog.
Not just a dog, but a JUMBO hot dog!
She swallowed the dog to go with the chips.
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed some pop.
She swallowed some pop and just couldn’t stop.
She swallowed the pop along with the dog.
She swallowed the dog to go with the chips,
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries,
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed a donut.
That Boston cream went right to her butt.
She swallowed the donut to top off her binge.
She swallowed some pop and just couldn’t stop.
She swallowed the pop along with the dog.
She swallowed the dog to go with the chips,
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries,
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed her pride.
She knew she was fat. It was time to decide
To not eat those donuts or drink all that pop
That those dogs, chips, and wine had to come to a stop
It was time for the fries to meet their demise.
So they can’t grow her thighs!


That's where I am with my weekends. I do great during the week, then my self-discipline crumbles, I lose sight of my goals, and I eat like a woman who has no idea what a healthy meal is and like I haven't eaten in a month of Sundays and won't have the opportunity to eat again for another month of Sundays. So far, I've been lucky and holding steady. This morning I weighed in after another lost weekend and I was up a pound. Ack! That's it. Decision made because I don't want anything extra growing my thighs (or anyplace else for that matter)!

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