Weight Loss Problems (The Good Kind, I Guess!)
Monday, August 28, 2017
I have an embarrassing backlog of dirty laundry piled up, so it was pretty slim pickins when I went to get dressed this morning. But I found a pair of pants I haven't worn in ages and they were always the tighter cut so I figured they'd be a bit loose by now but still wearable. And they are, mostly. But they are *very* loose, and now that they've been on my body for a few hours they're stretching out and getting looser so now I have a major case of saggy butt. CUTE.
In addition, these pants were always too long so I have to wear my tallest shoes with them, and now that the pants are too big they are even longer (less butt hiking up the fabric I guess?) and so I went to put on my favorite old wedges and they are too big. So I put on my second favorite pair of old heels and they are too big. Because my feet, of all things, seem to outpace the rest of my body parts in the weight loss race.
So now I'm wearing newer, lower heeled shoes that don't particularly go with my outfit because they do fit, under pants dragging on the ground that don't fit at all.
Let me tell you I am feeling super sexy today. hahahahahaha
I mean, there are worse problems to have, and clearly it's time to go shopping, but today is just not my day.