Hipsters vs Briefs, an underpants realization
Sunday, May 21, 2017
I have made a mistake. 30 year old me (mumble mumble years ago) thought that when I could finally fit into a size 8 underpants would like hipsters. So, as motivation, many many moons ago, I bought a pack of size 8 hipsters. I would lose and gain, and try them on, every so often. And even though they never fit, at no time during this did I even think of the fact that they were hipsters. I have never worn those before, and now that they finally do fit, I will never wear them again. When you lose weight, and things start to fit again, that doesn't mean they will fit the way you expected them to. Nope. I still have a pretty sizeable fat "apron" which means those long awaited underpants fit, but don't sit comfortably. I have butt cleavage in these. They cut across my belly just below my belly button, in a "feels like they will roll down the belly" kind of way. So, as excited as I am to be in a size 8 (underpants) I will continue to wear my "granny panties" and be happy as hell to do it.
On a positive note, my daughter smacked me on my butt yesterday and said "Wow, your butt is firm!" I laughed and said "Well it should be, I have been working hard on it"