Wives and Mother in Laws......LoL
Saturday, April 01, 2017
"Why So Fast Sir?"
A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring.
Thinking he’d outrun the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor.
His car’s speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety.
Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.
The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said:
‘Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go.’
The man thought for a moment and said: ‘Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me.’
"Mother In Law!"
A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him.
As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly continued his milking.
To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away .
‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked the boy.
‘Not at all,’ the boy replied , ‘I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’