LIES: The Currency of Infomercials
Monday, January 30, 2017
It's 6:40 and the only thing on is infomercials. UGH.
NutriBullet Lean to be specific.
All I'm hearing from the presenter is LIES LIES LIES in the guise of buzzwords.
"Unlock the weight loss code." WHAT?!
"Nutrients ready to be absorbed." THAT'S WHAT YOUR STOMACH DOES.
"The food you eat does the work for you." Takes the responsibility away from you.
"17.4 lbs in only 10 weeks." Okay, this is a very reasonable weight loss. NOT A MIRACLE.
"You'll never count calories again!" Hey, counting calories WORKS.
"Forget about expensive gym memberships and sweaty home workouts." Uh huh.
"Just drink this powdered supplement we designed to supercharge your loss." Wanna tell me what's in it?
All this for this special television price of 4 easy payments of $19.99. (PLUS S&H and it doesn't include the BLENDER.)
GIMME YOUR MONEY I PROMISE YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER.
People, losing weight takes EFFORT. If you do programs like these you don't learn anything but how to follow directions.
Do you want to be a follower your whole life, or do you want to LEAD?
(PS - Sorry about all the caps lock.)