Congrats, you survived 2016
Sunday, January 01, 2017
Aka, Happy New Year.
I don't make resolutions. So here I am, making a resolution: I will begin 2018 weighing less than the gargantuan 216.4 I weighed in at this morning.
Given how ludicrous a figure that is, I'm not exactly setting a high bar. But it's a bar I need to beat, because if I don't it's gonna mean bad things, and I'm gonna think very bad things about myself come January 1, 2018, and I don't wanna have to start the next year out cursing out myself about how badly I treated myself over the past year, like I started this year out regarding the year past.
Hope your past year went acceptably, and the year ahead treats you very well indeed.
Rock on, 2017.