Sunday, January 01, 2017
Remember the bustle? That lovely 19th century fashion statement for all wealthy ladies? I gotta say, I'd personally like to bring the bustle back into style. The best part for me is that I wouldn't even need the cage required of the old-fashioned bustle.
No, ma'am, I got a built-in bustle going on all day long.
Seriously, I was walking on the treadmill yesterday (yes, I worked out -- hallelujah!) and I realized that my darling booty has gotten large enough that I cannot feel the muscles of it while I walk. Instead, I simply feel the heavy weight of it behind me -- just like a bustle!
Now, granted, I'm not complaining about my body! There's a lot to love about a bustle-body. I've got a fairly flat stomach and a curvy waist. My only complaint is the lack of bustle in today's fashion scene. Come on, fashion gurus: if we can revive bell-bottom pants, spandex, and neon, surely we can create a bustle buzz? My booty will be waiting!