Customer service week
Monday, October 03, 2016
I am not sure if anyone else works in customer service but this is the week most people look forward to at my job. There are themes and food and crazy fun to be had by all!! Except me. Who gets to eat her carrots and twigs while the rest of them dine on every single amazingly delicious horrible food you could ever not want to smell while trapped in an office with no windows or doors to escape the temptation and taunts. But eh. They are all gonna get fatter and diabetes and heart disease while I am going to be so smoking hot. They will be jealous! I don't even like pizza really. Or donuts. Or candy. Or Italian food. Or .... ugh this might be a cheat week.
I can't keep calm!! This is Torture!