Starting Over, Not Me...What You Talkin' Bout?
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
O.K., let me get this straight......You have NEVER started over?
What are you talking about? I have seen you go on numerous diets over the years.
Well, in '98 you were on that Watch-you-call-It diet. Yeah, then in '99, you went on
That Special Kind of diet. And in 2000 you were on the Thing-a-ma-jig Millennial diet.
"So what, I have been on a lot different diets. What difference does that make?
You admit that you have been on a LOT of different diets, but you will not admit that you have started over.
Well, I have never seen anyone in such self denial. You beat all I have ever seen.
"Look, I know that this might be hard for you to understand, but I have never found it necessary to start over."
Maybe you need to see a therapist or something.
"I might, you never know."
Can you explain to me how you have never started over with all of these diets and fad diets you have been on?
"So glad you asked. I have never started over, because I have never stopped."
"That's right. I may have slowed down, backed up and thought about giving up, but I have never had to start over." "What you call 'starting over' is just a bump in the road for me."
"I can't start over, because I have never stopped.
"That's right, 'Oh.' I will not stop. This is a continuous journey with my life and my body."
"I am not starting over, I am 'Continuing.'