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week 4 and jokes

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Time for my weekly blog
thing i did good this week
a exercise every day even when i was tired from the new job
b lost another pound
c shot some basket even so I was tired
thing I need to work on
1 getting back on the treadmill
2 eat a little more and watch the amount of peanut butter i am eating
3 need to exercise more some day have only been 10 min. of exercise
Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree.
There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and let the air out of their tires.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.

Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.


Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.
Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.
Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"

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