Thursday October 15, 2015
Thursday, October 15, 2015
I gotta warn you guys, I am super hot. I'm model-hot. I hide it nicely under a layer of winter fur and nearly 200lbs of body mass. I deflect the gaze with my belching and readiness to leave the house unshowered. But truth is I am a 5'8 blonde bombshell who is just gassy and doesn't much like shaving.
Today is football which means Cardiovascular Day! I am trying to work my run game so I can escape Nazi zombies or contained close-quarters explosions. My leg press is pretty sweet.
Most terrifying act of bad@$$ery conducted this week: bit my tongue while chomping gum. Worked out the taste of blood in my mouth. Used whiskey and then diluted hydrogen-peroxode to clean the wound. Cut off the dead parts.