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Saturday Joke of the Day

Saturday, September 12, 2015

My awesome Aunt just sent me this...she is 78, and as spry and fit as anyone can be.

Plus she has an wonderful sense of humor and I ADORE her.

Thanks, Carol.

My Neighbor:
She's single.
She's shapely.
She's beautiful, and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

…Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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