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Would You Remarry?

Tuesday, July 07, 2015


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when
the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE:
"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE:
"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE:
"Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:
"You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE:
"Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:
"Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE:
"Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE:
"Would you take her golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE:
"Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE:
-- silence --

HUSBAND: "Crap.."

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