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Bumper Stickers For The Retired

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Fishmore and Dolittle
Retirement Planning and Consultants

I'm Retired
I was tired yesterday.
I'm tired again today.

At my age.......
Happy Hour is a nap.

Goodbye Tension
Hello Pension

Live each day like it's your last.
One day, you'll get it right.

I always cook with wine.
Sometimes I even add it to the food.

(ge-zer)---noun. slang
Not young. Not dead.
Somewhere in between.

I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your Nursing Home.

I've been diagnosed with C.R.S.
Can't Remember S_ _ _.

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