Something Funny at Work
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
For this story to make sense, you must know that I am short so my uniform shirt is too long and I was wearing short shorts under my uniform pants.
I was getting ready to go home. It was already after 11 and I was anxious to get out of there. I had some soup I was taking home. Sometimes I take soup home when it is being thrown out, I put some in a cup or two for myself. Today I did that but as I was leaving I dropped the cups of soup and got it all over the floor and my pants, socks and shoes. Frustrated because I had to mop and sweep it up and I didn't want to track soup all over the clean floor with my dirty garments, I pulled off my pants, socks and shoes. I went to the front of the store to get a broom. The night lady had no idea that I spilled soup (I guess she didn't hear my loud f-bomb) and thought I was walking around in my underpants and bare feet for no reason. I really needed something to make me laugh. This was it.