Thursday, April 30, 2015
There is no greater reality check than a skirt that won't zip.
I have this skirt. It's red, it's plaid, it's pleated, and it would have looked hella cute with my Marceline the Vampire Queen shirt which is a red/white design on black. So I pull out the skirt, slip my legs in, and proceed to slide it up... and... holy carp, since when do I have to STRUGGLE with this thing?? Oh. My. Gawd. Becky, look at my butt. It is SO big. *snort*
Now, last time I remember wearing this skirt it was actually LOOSE on me. LOOSE! I have seriously let myself go here.
I mean, nowhere to go but up from here... or should I say down, scale-wise?
I'm afraid to get on the scale tomorrow.
I'm afraid to go to my doctor appointment on Monday morning.
I need a keeper, seriously. Someone to smack my hands every time I reach for food. *snort*