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The Night of April 1!

Wednesday, April 01, 2015



Defense Attorney:

Will you please state your age?



Little Old Lady:

I am 85 years old.



Defense Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?





Little Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm

spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and

sat down beside me..



Defense Attorney:

Did you know him?



Little Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.



Defense Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?



Little Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.



Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him?



Little Old Lady:

No, I didn't stop him.



Defense Attorney:

Why not?



Little Old Lady:

It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.



Defense Attorney:

What happened next?



Little Old Lady:

He began to rub my breasts.





Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him then?



Little Old Lady:

No, I did not stop him.



Defense Attorney:

Why not?



Little Old Lady:

His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that

good in years!





Defense Attorney:

What happened next?



Little Old Lady:

Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told

him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'





Defense Attorney:

Did he take you?





Little Old Lady:

Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off ..

And that's when I shot him .............. the little creep!









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