There is no accounting for the taste of people who make women's exercise underwear.
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
I suddenly decided to pinch pennies after spending $2000 on a treadmill and mat and $174 on a scythe. So I bought cheap sports underwear. Good quality fabric, but in the UGLIEST colors imaginable... matte neon-ey yellow-green with SHINEY magenta wide lace. WHO designed this stuff but some man who was colorblind and had absolutely zero fashion sense?
(Says I, the woman who used to prance around on stage dressed like Pebbles, with a bone in her hair back when I was in a punk band? If I think this stuff is hideous, EVERYONE thinks this stuff is hideous.)
But it was really, really cheap. And I could rationalize it. No one will ever see it, right? Because it's not like I will be running on the road in my underwear. And I will not be this size FOREVER, right?
Go figure. My husband LOVES it. When I lose ten pounds, he wants me to buy the exact same color combination in a smaller size.