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Magic Beer

Tuesday, February 17, 2015



A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the


bar by himself.



She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says.




She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after

realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the

man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"





"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,

flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The

lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another

drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three

times, and comes back in the window.




She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to

the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink,

takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories,

breaks every bone in her body, and dies.




The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real





dick when you're drinking.
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