Tuesday, February 17, 2015
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the
bar by himself.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The
lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another
drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three
times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink,
takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories,
breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real
dick when you're drinking.