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Art Museum

Saturday, January 17, 2015

A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches.

The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, "I'm sorry, but I just don't understand you paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," the artist replied.

"I see," the woman replied innocently. "Have you tried Alka-Seltzer?"

I Wish I Was A Diamond

A Rare And Precious Stone

Something Very Special

That Someone Wants To Own

But I Feel Like An Unread Book

Left Upon The Rack

Many Like To Take A Look

But Always Put Me Back

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