I know I'm not independently wealthy, but if I was...
Sparkguy: A Hello Kitty journal. Just 'cuz.
Button: A book of inspirational quotes from women, with my spin on them written as side notes! LOTS of side notes.
Jen: A hymnal, with a big ol' pic of a frog on the cover, and a cross my daughter made
Jaynee: a box with a small crystal heart in it. and that's all.
Windswept: nipples. a lot of nipples.
and a babysitter.
Desert: a lanyard, with a badge of "I rock this sh*t" on it, and a gift card to the mystery cafe
Speedy: red silk gloves, because you look so good in red, and a lady wears silk well.
D: 101 best knock-knock jokes, and a jar of garlic-stuffed olives
Nora: a journal, because I know you save everything, but your thoughts are going to be what's most important.
Sisyphus: a trophy. because it's hard doing it all, and you deserve it.
Keep Swimming: an invite back, that says how much we miss you.
College gurl: a planner, with girly quotes, that says how much we miss you too.
Speded: a spa day because you work too hard for too little.
Ani: Cyndi Lauper's best of, and a note, to come back
Traci: a beta. Because ...well, the mermaid thing. and you don't have to pay much attention to it, but it still loves and misses you!
LifeNProgress: Duh...in-ground swimming pool.
Rachel: a Tibetan singing bowl, for balance, and a box of chocolates. cuz chocolate is good.
Pocket: a megaphone. for fun, and to make your voice heard. and a wind chime, because I think you need a wind chime. lol.
Red: sweats. cuz when you think of comfort, it'd be nice if you thought of me! and you like sweats. lol.
Emily: a history on your name, because it is AWESOME ;)
Li'l Bean: A copy of "The Professor and the Madman" , because although you think yourself crazy sometimes, sometimes crazy is just what we need.
Trooper: Lead on! A megaphone for you as well, but for a different reason!
Jenny: a geode, with a dragon on top
Nola: Brand spankin' new saddle, needing to be worn in
Barb: a jewelry box, that when you open it, tells you you're wonderful (recorded by me, of course)
Neko: a DJ set. I think you missed your calling. With "Charming" written across the top
Cyndee: a calendar of cabana boys, a few firemen strippers for the evening, and a wad of dollar bills.
Krys: a foam finger (with the middle one up) for games, and a gopher that sings "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins, cuz..you're all right
Sinna: a "come back already" sign, with a dessert cookbook (weight watchers of course!)
Dream: mouse ears. and a fire engine red lip gloss.
Netgyrl: a 500 dollar gift card to Home Depot. You're gonna need it. ;)
Greg: a TMNT backpack. with tofurkey jerky inside.
Rapunzel: Thanks for getting back at me :\ a tiara. a real one.
Jackie: a puppy. maybe I'm pushy, but you have much love to give.
Babe: an old cookbook with several postcards shoved in it to balance/remind you what being a woman really means . it'd be funny as sh*t.
Phillip: binoculars, of course!
Mary: a book of inspirational quotes, because you have picked out some good ones, to be sure!
Merry Christmas Everyone!