The ABC of love...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "Well, What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"
She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"
He then continues and says, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
MEN sometimes just do not know when to quit while they are ahead.
He did get his just reward from his dear wife!