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Another joke: Two women and how they passed on.

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

How Did You Die?

Two women were new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and compared their stories
on how they had died.

First Woman: "I froze to death!"

Second Woman: "You froze to death? How horrible!"

First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First Woman: "So then what happened?"

Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman around somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the attic and searched, then ran all the way back down to the basement and searched. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We might both still be alive..."

emoticon emoticon emoticon Moral of this joke:

Pray not to have to worry about having a cheating spouse and also DO NOT be the 'third' person in the relationship.
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