Lost in Translation

Wong Chow calls into work and says" I can't come in, sick, got headache,stomach ache, legs hurt, I no work."

The boss says," You know Wong, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Wong calls again.

"Boss I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. Boss ,you sure got a nice home.

The End.

Hope no one is offended by this story. I thought it funny.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
If you're traveling, take care.

Peace and Love.
Tisha