Chinese Too Sick To Work
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Wong Chow calls into work and says, “I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache,
stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
The boss says, “You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.”
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again.
“I do what you say and I feel great...
I be at work soon..... You got nice house.”