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Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Sooo... I bought a few Halloween tees yesterday because it's that time of year and who would I be if I didn't score more witchy apparel... and I picked up my normal size... and... either the clothing companies are totally screwing with me or I am seriously too large to be allowed. Both tees looked plenty large on the hanger, but once I put them on they sucked to my torso and highlighted every bulge. Good grief, I looked so trashy and like I'd seriously let myself go.
And that's what it's come to.
Makes me believe I should re-think my Halloween costume this year. No one would take a fat Marceline seriously... next year, perhaps. This year I'll go with something corseted.
Just thought I'd put that out there.