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Ten things you can learn from me-

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

1. don't use muscle rub before going number 2.
2. don't spin around while blinking fast, then stop quick and shut eyes hard.
3. protein powder and applesauce. not a good mix
4. no matter how good the chips are, tuna and peanut butter are not a good dip
5. do not drop your pants in public to win a whitest butt contest, even if you win
6. getting lost while running a race through the woods is not smart
7. low level corporate managers are under paid and over worked
8. not every girl "digs me"
9. it's OK to show off your body, but only in your own mirror
10 muscle rub before going number 1, really bad- yee-ouch!

So, how many have you done?
Me- all of them!
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    Hi, stumbled upon your blog. You look like my kind of spark friend. so I'm adding you!

    So, I guess I should confess, I've done all of these things, multiple times in fact. Except for #8. "Everyone digs me"!!

    Looking forward to hearing more shenanigan's from you!
    1434 days ago
    LOL I have a friend who got lost running a marathon and did almost another 1/2 race as he ended up back at the start after taking a wrong turn!

    Also: This is a good list of things not to do!
    1438 days ago
    I have no words!

    1441 days ago
    Funny! REALLY? A WHITEST BUTT contest????
    1442 days ago

    I've done none of these but my own list is as long as can be :-)
    1443 days ago
    I find myself wanting to ask questions and NOT wanting to ask questions...

    Muscle rub, washing hands (apparently not well enough), then rubbing eye...that's fun.
    1443 days ago
    lol, great laugh at the end of my Friday workday! Thanks for that, Konrad! :D
    1444 days ago
    I think I've done four of these...maybe five...but you have to guess which ones!
    1445 days ago
    Hahahaha!!!! Peanut butter and tuna fish... WHY would you think that was a good idea?!? Lol!!! PNB on it's own, with almost anything, is delightful, but not tuna! Great list Konrad, thanks for the tips!
    1445 days ago
    lol - you are always amusing.
    I have definitely done every bad thing with muscle rub imaginable...I like applesauce...with strawberries. Tuna as a dip - at what point did this seem like a good idea and I am sorry but you are wrong - Peanut butter is actually good for everything...
    1445 days ago
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