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Accomplish blog and jokes for Wednesday

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Accomplish blog and jokes for Wednesday
My affirmation for the day:
1. I am a caring person
2. I am a very dependable individual
3. I. Am thoughtful being.
4. I am can be fun
5Llately I become very Catholic..

I am today grateful for
1. all my Counselor at oakviiew
:2 my friends at work
3. my job
4 for not needing a evening nap
5 for a couple hours of me time tonight

Positive events of today:
1 morning—I was able to stop the possibility of a panic attack
2 afternoon- I was able to start my discharge from oakview so I can go back to work Monday
3, evening—agot my housework done so I get some me time

OKAY NOW FOR THE JOKES hopefully they funny
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car
drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest
possible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother
(who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of these about
20 years ago. I haven't seen them for a long time, so maybe they will be
new to you or at least raise a laugh (which is our hope). Enjoy:

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head
through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.
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