With apologies to Norway
Monday, October 07, 2013
A co-worker shared this with me today, and I though I'd pass it along:
Ole was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Ole nodded... "I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat third day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"Heck no, it wuz from all dat skippin!"